There are few more painful things to find in one's shoes than allen keys.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:46,
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Yeah, I do have problems with that.
There's a turtle stuck to my leg right now.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:57,
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That's not a turtle that's a massive, pulsating boil.
It smells of parmesan and magic.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:58,
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Oooooh let me burst it
I'm one of those weird women that loves doing that.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:01,
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My girlfriend is obsessed with squeezing my spots.
She hunts for them.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:02,
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So do I.
Not yours.
Right, I'm off, I've got shit to do. Bye bye, otherporsche.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 17:02,
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Right, I'm off, I've got shit to do. Bye bye, otherporsche.
When I was little, I both loved lego and had a thick carpet.
It's a deadly combination.
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:51,
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on my desk right now is a replica powerloader I made out of lego about 15 years ago. (to scale with a technic lego figure)
when people see it, they often ask where the hell I bought it :D
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Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:54,
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now THAT is brilliant a euphemism :D
*restrains self from making naughty jokes*
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