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[challenge entry] Im British... I know how to queue

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Billion points for spelling queue right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *smacks over the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# too harsh
*rubs the back of his head and grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I was being Mr Fawlty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I was being
thick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ahhhh, I've been being thick all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Mmmm ... Polly ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Guess what the German word for Snooker cue is.
Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Das Ballenhittenschtick?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Oh silly, silly Barbarossa.
by the way, the German name for "cue" as in "theatrical cue" is:

Achtungssignal

hahahhahaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Holzschlänge.
I am unsure about that umlaut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nope
It's Queue.

Seriously.

Edit: You're probably trying to say "Holzstange" - which is "wooden pole". Although I like your "Wooden snäke" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Haha
Those Wahnsinnig Deutschen!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I kind of expected that
tell them I like mine better.

No, I meant snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Or an Eastern European made of oak.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# BBC denies trying to appeal to younger audience


Still, it should be easier for him to phone home now.
(yartek last had an impure thought at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Haha
Horsecock!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# GAH
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Lilly bloody Allen.
I don't mind her music, but.... no.


OH MY GOD I NEED B3TA HELP

I forgot- last night I was trying to remember the name of the potato guy off the telly that people accuse Clan Soul of looking like. Hayulp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Mr Potato Head?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :-(
That's what google said too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Mr Chips.
Having a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Rocky?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mask_(film)

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# \o/ WIN \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# In 4 years, I've wrapped my legs around two blokes.
You're one.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# \o/ \o/ DOUBLE WIN \o/ \o/
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'm glad you're pleased!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
I'm the world's worse queuer! If it's too long and they won't put any more staff in I'll just put the basket on the floor and walk you. I figure it it happens often enough and other people did this it's cost more in staffing cost to put everything back than it would to have the extra member of staff there when it was needed.
PEOPLE OF THE INTERNETS! REVOLT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I ask to see the Manager and hand the basket to him.
Love the look on their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# My local Summerfield are cheating useles bastards set up to rip off tourists.
They hate me there. I always find it amusing though the 'Employee of the Month' who seems to have been now of about three months doesn't appear to work there, I've never seen him in the last 5 years of being here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I like this idea
but the wife would go mental
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# That just adds to the effect
There's no point doing it if no-one notices!
(yartek last had an impure thought at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Is she a basket case?
It works a dream. I think if it were common practice there'd be less queuing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ilove adblock best of all the fuckfox add-ons

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)