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# It's JMG's birthday.



Yes, I know, it's over your precious 100K 'limit', but it's JMG's birthday, and that is far more important than anything you can whine about.

Now, post your JMG related celebration materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)
# You do realise that no-one on board gives a toss
about fat northern monkeys don't you?

Well, apart from BilboBarneyBobs of course ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I give a toss, Redsushi.
I give a toss.

*single tear* :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Oh sorry Shada :(
I never knew you cared.

*embraces*

I love you Shada! And one day, one day, I will give you the love you deserve! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:33, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Within 2 minutes.
JMG IS FAT.
This is QOTW level of making stuff up ASAP.
:(


On my BIRTHDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I knew it wouldn't take long, even at this hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Oh fuck off and support
a decent team like Sunderland or Middlesborough!

:D

Happy Birthday ya dick! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Knuckle-Draggers and Nonces!
I went to the away game at Middlesbrough and caught the flu.
A FILTHY town.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It doesn't surprise me at all!

I went to West Brom once to see the mighty Charlton! I ate a dodgy pie, and I was in bed for 3 days :( When I went to the Riverside, it was worse and I didn't even eat anything at the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# YOUR MONEY'S NO GOOD HERE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# i like the fighty tone in your post.
happy bday, jmg.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:27, archived)
# who is JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)