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I know I'm going to burn in hell for this, probably via being stoned to death!


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( , Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

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And just where have you been all morning?
And if you say working, it will displease me
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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And just where have you been all morning?
And if you say working, it will displease me

Or at least, I do a very good impression of one.
I've been spreadsheeting, mainly. Oh, my showbiz life....
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:38,
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I've been spreadsheeting, mainly. Oh, my showbiz life....

But then I realised I would be feeding her.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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then all cancer patients will benefit, not just the tedious fame-hungry ones
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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and couldn't
then I though of the irony of not being able to find a story about Jade Goody
then I found this instead: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7813178.stm
now I find I need a poo
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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then I though of the irony of not being able to find a story about Jade Goody
then I found this instead: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7813178.stm
now I find I need a poo

but replace all the blues with beiges.
Because she is. In every way that a person can be. I've sneezed stuff with more personality.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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Because she is. In every way that a person can be. I've sneezed stuff with more personality.

however did it all come to this
I'VE SUNG A SONG! BOW BEFORE ME! FAWN AND DO MY BIDDING!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:39,
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I'VE SUNG A SONG! BOW BEFORE ME! FAWN AND DO MY BIDDING!

would just take their insincere catterwauling about nameless chap and how lovely/shit/mean/dead/hooray/tall/Watford he is and shove it up their overly groomed ani. Bleh.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:42,
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because it's very difficult to avoid
you can turn most things off, but this crap is everywhere
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:45,
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you can turn most things off, but this crap is everywhere