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# Sounds like an infestation of House Fairies
They borrow stuff, you know.
Maybe they've just got themselves a nice big telly and the mains lead won't reach the socket.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# House Fairies, you say?
I'll have to release a pack of hobgoblins into the house to kill teh fairies. Then , when that's done, a few manticores to eat teh hogoblins. then all I have to do is drain teh central heating, and the mantiors will freeze to death, and bobs-your-ungle, no more mythological infestations.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Did someone say manticore?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# arrrrrghhhhhhhh! kill it!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# no
put it away
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)