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# I could tell you had an L plate before I saw it.
*leaves plane in middle of ocean, lands on small island*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# If you don't keep stil I am going to
nail your fecking feet to the floor!
*looks stern*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I'm warning you
I have a tau cannon and I'm not afraid to use it!

*sails away from lighthouse point in jet-powered raft*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Cannon? Pah!
I have an unlimited supply of Jaffa Cakes and therefore win. Always.
And if you are one of those bloody weirdos who don't like them, I have other tempting confectionary to make you weak at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# they are not a true biscuit.
*targets flowerpot with island-mounted laser array*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# No, they are a cake you fuckwit.
The clue is in the name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# is it ..
cause im white and smooth ?
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# No it's because you use l33tsp33k
and we don't.
Seeing that you are a female, have mentioned tits already and are talking about white and smooth you will appeal to the younger boy B3tards who love that sort of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Younger Boys?
*fits in nicely in that description*


NO STRIKETHROUGHS PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# indeed we do not.
reminds me of the webcomic "concerned", anyone who hs read it will know which bits.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# ahhh i see
my appologies being young myself i assumed most people had enough inteligence to ask if they didnt understand something but for information purposes only lmao is laughing my butt off !
also btw i like ur style old but funny :P
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# We have quite enough of the old intelligence thank you
my dear. In fact most of us have enough of it to know that not typing out your words when addressing others is ignorant and childish. We don't frown on it because we don't understand you, we frown on it because you behave like illiterate tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# aww
bless thank you i feel so special cheers :)
(neokel harmless flirt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)