Have you tried wanking?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:10,
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I've run out of lube
and I need the last of the butter for toast in the morning
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lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:12,
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Have you tried WD40?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:15,
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That tastes terrible on toast
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salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well.,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:37,
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well better WD40 on toast than wanking w/o lube!
although it's actually not so bad
(wanking)
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 21:35,
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^this
I looooove pretty picture books internet :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:13,
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It clearly hasn't worked for you.
One simply does not have to work 90 hours a week. Join your union, ffs.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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Ah the union of the self employed?
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:20,
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Aaaaaaaargh!
Sod ya, then. Die of sleep deprivation.
Better still, re-consider turning the computer off and going back to the book.
See you here in a few hours!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:28,
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I finished it
Bastard thing as a quadogy not a trilogy and the next sodding thing is out in November!
Could have been worse. The last one was written in 07!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:29,
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