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[challenge entry] be nice, first post


One of the boys told me the japs take their pets into battle

who'd be afraid of one of those stupid litle dogs!

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Should have gone to Spec Savers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# sorry =(
over optimised
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Link us the unoptimised.
EDIT: Please. How rude of me
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# um, would
don't know how to
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Well save it over 100k and just print the address in the post rather than the full code.
EDIT: BOLLOX BOLLOX BOLLOX! I just finished reading about 2000 pages of a trilogy to discover that it was actually a quadogy and the last book isn't released for another year!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# you know, it isn't all that funny anyway
I'm only on here because I'm stuck in on a saturday night

=(
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Have you tried wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I've run out of lube
and I need the last of the butter for toast in the morning
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Have you tried WD40?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# That tastes terrible on toast
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# well better WD40 on toast than wanking w/o lube!




although it's actually not so bad

(wanking)
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ^this
I looooove pretty picture books internet :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It clearly hasn't worked for you.
One simply does not have to work 90 hours a week. Join your union, ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Ah the union of the self employed?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Aaaaaaaargh!
Sod ya, then. Die of sleep deprivation.
Better still, re-consider turning the computer off and going back to the book.

See you here in a few hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I finished it
Bastard thing as a quadogy not a trilogy and the next sodding thing is out in November!
Could have been worse. The last one was written in 07!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# lucky i can't read :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Then how did you know what I said?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'm trying to train auto fill to say woo yay hoopla
but its not going well
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Have you tried rewarding it with dog biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You should have made one of the foreground soldiers say it.
Then it would've been louder.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Sweet!
I just came across a huge lump of blu tack!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Model a famous film scene.
I wonder what happens if you put blu tack in a kiln.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# In retrospect
it's not that big
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Oh well,
if a pair of tits aren't available!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# oh my god
someone else has seen that film...epic, just epic
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
#

just made this so you can have it; no offence
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Eek!
Langoliers!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ^this^
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)