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# my five year old wants her tongue pierced
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hhahahaahah
oh my god!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# get hold of an old hat pin, let your 5 yr old see you heating it over the cooker hob, and say "ok, so you wanted your tongue pierced, so poke it out - it might sting a little!"
that should change her mind :D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I got my tongue peirced
I couldn;t eat solids for a week.

and then by the time it got healed.. I got mumps.

My usually emaciated frame was pretty much bones by the end of that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)