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# I want you to know I attempted to investigate this, but they don't publish a detailed annual financial report.
So there we are.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha well, good show for trying. I would be interested to learn this piece of information
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Have you sent out e-mails to their accounts department yet?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Four so far, and they still haven't replied.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Bastards.
You may need to send a few more dozen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
Dear Mr. Ikea, I represent the online whimsy website b3ta. We would be very interested to know how much you spend on allen keys every year. Yes, we are that sad.

Thanking you in advance,
Mue
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Gotta butter them up more.
sad interested in your wonderful company, which is not at all a soulless blight on the outskirts of our beloved cities.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I might actually e-mail them. Does anyone know swedish?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Google translate does.
They *may* be able to get the gist, and it will make you seem like a curious mildly retarded Swedish child.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Wästgöta Kloster Svart är en grynpipig ost, med en robust och mellanlagrad karaktär.
Den syrliga och aromatiska smaken dröjer sig kvar i munnen och gör den alldeles för god att avsta.

Well, actually I just copied that off the packet from the Ikea-bought cheese I am just eating. It should work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# What on earth is a squeaky cheese grit?
edit: Aha. The sour and aromatic taste lingering in your mouth and make it too good to abandon, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# oooh that's true that. I couldn't abandon it.
Squeaky cheese grit??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# First sentence translates as "Wästgöta Kloster Black is a squeaky cheese grits, with a robust and between stored character. "
According to Google.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# How odd!
*picks squeaky cheese grit from between teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)