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# Rub your face between her all day

^ that is the title of an e-mail I've just received.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I wish I got amusing spam. What do you have to sign up for?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Pregnancy gym
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# So that is the e-mail from your mum :D
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# nice!
i don't get emails quite so saucy these days :(

and are you going to rub your face between her 'allday'?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# wouldn't get much work done...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I thought we'd agreed to keep our correspondence secret
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I cannot longer stand the secrecy, my love

I WANT TO WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR THIGHS
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# They have to wait until playboy respond to my letters and offer me a photoshoot.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# There'll always be Thighs Bi-Annually.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Yeah, but they never get the lighting right.
And their thigh make-up artist is an amateur.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# At least the money's good.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I do it for the art, not the cash
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)