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# I apologize, it seems I overstepped cordial protocol yesterday.
I was struck by your artistic talent, so have woo.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Are you referring to the bikini girl you posted
that got modded?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# What are you, some kind of lawyer?
O_o
EDIT:yes
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# No, I just play one on the internet.
I was kind of surprised to see it modded, that's all. I thought it was pretty innocuous.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Ha-ha! After it was modded I was like, Oh Yeah....
Easier to explain purple penises as purile than soft BBW porn, my desire for the offensive as funny blurred my judgement. I don't want to be an attention whore, just hang with the cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# In other words...
Making fun of fat people just for being fat is kind of low hanging fruit an maybe we're a wee bit more sophisticated. Like demanding arithmetic from a retard or tripping the blind. I'm doing it again, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Honestly
I have no idea what you're wittering about. But yeah, you'd see more flesh on a beach and I didn't see how it could have been mistaken as porn. Maybe one of the mods just didn't fancy her :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)
# You had an FP that was most unfattering.
It had a wonderful varicose vein patina.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:46, archived)
# You mean the monster thing?
If so then yeah, it's as ugly as fuck, and ironically it was actually made from a porn pic. I think it was probably unrecognisable as such though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)
# I recognized it, oh yeah.
And the eyes, some other primate. Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 6:26, archived)
# GODDAMNIT, I MISSED THE DIRTY PICTURES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# hang on, I didn't.
 
there was absolutely nothing NSFW about that picture, and nobody complained at the time.
also it may have given me a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# You just contradicted yourself.
No you didn't. Now I did. Now I didn't. Now I know.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# I'M GONNA GO WHACK OFF TO A GARDENING SUPPLIES CATALOGUE
 
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT THICK FUCKING HOSEPIPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Tactical rejoinder, sir.
I am on the defence.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)