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# Princess Cry-anna


Princess Diana
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

All 7-Shapes Art: Public (inc. B3tans) | Music | Artists | Politics | Actor | Comedy | Director | Literature | Science | TV & Radio | Pointless
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(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Fucking top sir!
Have you given up sleep in pursuit of catching up on the backlog?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Something like that ...
... nah my bird is not about at the moment, so I always get out of sleeping hours
when she doesn't fuck me to sleep, but I'll be back in line when I get to Sarajevo
next week, which is where she is at the moment, two weeks off to do some writing
in the snow. I am a freelance designer, but I'm also trying to get this t-shitr faces thing
started this year. And do some more sort stories.

Bet you wish you never asked now?
And what's your excuse?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My excuse is that I was up to watch the Lakers.

Fucking Americans putting their sports on so late ;)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# who would want that on a T-shirt?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:24, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:26, archived)
# this is a little better
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# I think my word for the day is now "mawkish".
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# This is the one for me ....
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# aaaaaggghhhhhh fuck
www.cafepress.com/rememberdiana.45610913

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

I should have thought this crap was some kind of violation of intellectual property
or maybe the palace just don't give a shit
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:38, archived)
# I think the point of me doing people that you wouldn't want ...
... is the fact that it's cool. Like I did Anna Widdecombe the other day and I've ordered it for myself.
Everyone can have normal people on their t-shirts, dirty harry and all that but well, Harry Seycombe
is more more cool to me.

I think when I have enough I'm gonna start a website called Cult Or Cunt .com
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# You make the pics and you still have to pay for them?
Madness! IT IS MADNESS I TELL YOU!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# On that site I use ...
... I get it for cost innit. You get it for mark-up. Artist got to make a living.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Widdecombe!
 
You have balls of solid steel, sir.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Widdecombe on a t=shirt
... now that is cool. The next one I am gonna redraw is Kilroy Silk and then I'll get that one as well.
Anything to annoy people is good with me.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# how about
widdecombe riding the late robin cook?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)
# sold many of these ones?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Nah man ....
... not yet. But over the last month I've not really be pushing it ... just throwing stuff up on here and that's it.
I'm gonna push it later in the year when I have a good 300-400 designs. So far of Redbubble I've sold like
10-15 shirts in the last month. Ideally it would be cool to sell about 100-150 and then I could retire and properly paint all day.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# sweet!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:33, archived)
# The ideal situation would be if ...
... there was a "bandwagon" where B3ta members got and wore t-shirt of other random members of B3ta ... that would be sweet!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:47, archived)
# hmmm
 
I think mediocre and weevilgrl were the only people who ever bought my Chump Manbear design.
Last custom print I got done was a one-off, though it doesn't bloody fit
I'm sure it's a good three inches shorter than advertised
TO SHOW OFF MAH SEXAY BELLY
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)
# I apologize, it seems I overstepped cordial protocol yesterday.
I was struck by your artistic talent, so have woo.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Are you referring to the bikini girl you posted
that got modded?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# What are you, some kind of lawyer?
O_o
EDIT:yes
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# No, I just play one on the internet.
I was kind of surprised to see it modded, that's all. I thought it was pretty innocuous.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Ha-ha! After it was modded I was like, Oh Yeah....
Easier to explain purple penises as purile than soft BBW porn, my desire for the offensive as funny blurred my judgement. I don't want to be an attention whore, just hang with the cool kids.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# In other words...
Making fun of fat people just for being fat is kind of low hanging fruit an maybe we're a wee bit more sophisticated. Like demanding arithmetic from a retard or tripping the blind. I'm doing it again, aren't I?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Honestly
I have no idea what you're wittering about. But yeah, you'd see more flesh on a beach and I didn't see how it could have been mistaken as porn. Maybe one of the mods just didn't fancy her :)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)
# You had an FP that was most unfattering.
It had a wonderful varicose vein patina.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:46, archived)
# You mean the monster thing?
If so then yeah, it's as ugly as fuck, and ironically it was actually made from a porn pic. I think it was probably unrecognisable as such though.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)
# I recognized it, oh yeah.
And the eyes, some other primate. Perfect.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 6:26, archived)
# GODDAMNIT, I MISSED THE DIRTY PICTURES
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# hang on, I didn't.
 
there was absolutely nothing NSFW about that picture, and nobody complained at the time.
also it may have given me a semi
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:26, archived)
# You just contradicted yourself.
No you didn't. Now I did. Now I didn't. Now I know.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# I'M GONNA GO WHACK OFF TO A GARDENING SUPPLIES CATALOGUE
 
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT THICK FUCKING HOSEPIPE
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Tactical rejoinder, sir.
I am on the defence.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
# i know you said you didn't do porn, but do you have to do the exact opposite of it?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)
# LOL ....
... you don't wank of sad sad women ... what kinda man are you ... the best sex is with an upset woman ... and she's the most miserable of all!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 6:02, archived)
# girls are icky.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 6:24, archived)
# ^ No tunnel - not real
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:06, archived)