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(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# there they go, to the front line of the Baked Bean tin war
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
Wotcha Toasty! I'm insanely excited . . . I've just found a free flash version of DOOM! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# smart!
shooty, shooty, kill kill kill!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# really??
link?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :(
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You diss them but there has never been a reported case of a swiss military horse having died from having a boy scout stuck in its hoof.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!
Has anyone ever opened a tin of beans with that attachment?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I shouldn't think so . . .
that's the bottle opener . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# What's the difference then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:14, archived)
# No,
It is the tin opener - it's got the sharp bit
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Nu-uh.
Bottle opener with a bit of flat head screwdriver.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# au contraire
And I will prove it with my next Swiss Army post, which has the bottle opener in it...
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
Tin opener has a square edge. This, as we can see, has the rounded quarter-circle turn that is the 'blade' of the tin opener.

Honest!

EDIT: http://www.outdoorclothing.org.uk/victorinox-fisherman-swiss-army-knife_831.jpg

Tin opener top right, bottle opener bottom left.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes
This. Thank you.
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
My pleasure. Not that we're dangerously obsessed about this, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *backs down to mob*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I have!
well it wasn't a tin of beans is was a mysterious tin I found washed up on a beach that just had CCCP and a load of writing in Russian on it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Well?
Don't come to us with half a story.

What was in it?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I have no idea what it was
but it stank like fuck so I threw the tin as far away as I could
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# gah
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Awesome.
Tinned doom.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# DId it say May contain traces of Ivan Desinovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# it might have done
but I can't read Cyrillic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# In Soviet Russia tin can open you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I have.
It's slow, fiddly and the finished tin lid is deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You must be very old then!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I wasn't when I started.
Now I'm old. And hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Yes
it creates a sharp jaggedy hole/flap combination
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# excellent
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)