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# I'm thinking of becoming an MP just to annoy people
But I can't find a party self-righteous or worthy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I'd get into trouble immediately.
I'd say something, everyone would have a tremendous flap and I'd tell them all to fuck off and find their own opinions instead of bitching about mine.

I mean REALLY. Does nobody have anything better to do? Kids are dying in the Sudan and the Gaza strip, and we're worried about the musings of one woman? Fuck. Ing. Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# at least she didn't call anyone Sooty
that would be REALLY awful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Dear gods!
Don't cross the streams!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Yeah
because we all know how a yellow and black handpuppet is almost synonymous with nig-nog and raghead.

I've probably not got it and it's all terribly shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# sooty, covered in soot.
i.e. Dark. It was a very common term in the Raj.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ah well. He doesn't seem bothered, does he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# but that has nothing to do with the limp-wristed arseholes
who have nothing better to do than be offended on behalf of people who are not offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That's my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# If he was called "nig-nog" and "raghead" and found it funny
then surely his opinion counts, rather than the opinion of hand-wringing middle-class twats whose only contact with other ethnicities involves complaining that their food isn't up to scratch. Am I right, my little kike darling, or am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# As always...
Can't.... actually... think of any racist terms for Scots. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# "porage wog" seems to be a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That, then.
Biiiiiiig one. Cold, too. Jumper... bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# are you just writing adjectives and nouns today?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# scarf cunt.
That's two nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It also looks like a wonderful insult that may have been directed at Tom Baker
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Would work better in your voice than mine, though.
I sound like an idiot when I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you don't
you sound like a St. Trinian's schoolgirl, bunking off school and spending the day smoking and trying out swearwords.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Exactly
I'm doomed to an eternity sounding like a 14 year old trust funder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# If I ever do audiobooks, I'll send them to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha I've never heard that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Sea Tramp gets the credit
though possibly Pasanonic was the coiner, though he probably nicked it off someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Well precisely this.
I'd also try to swear on national tv as much as possible too.

And I'd use words like "spacker" as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
Everyone should, imho
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)