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# Are you my boss?
He calls it 'narcolepsy'. We call it 'being an alcoholic fat bloke'.

Not suggesting you are either of those things, of course. If I could get away with having a kip in a room at work (conference or otherwise) I'd jump at the chance.

Maybe not jump. Collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Well, I'm currently trying to lose some spare tire,
but the alcoholic bit is pretty much spot on.
Sadly. Ah well.

Who'd have thought a mid-life crisis would be so much fun, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# We're all alcoholics more or less, though, aren't we?
I had my mid-life crisis at about 19. Which means I've only got about seven years of life left (assuming I've done it correctly).

And tires are fine. Go with them, I say. What would you rather be, fat, pissed up and happy or thin and a cunt LIKE WHAT I AM?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Tricky....
I shall pontificate on this conundrum over a glass (or two) of claret.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Pah, that's not real alcoholism!
Me, I sneak Netto Gin into my beans when the walls aren't staring at me with their big, flat eyes of chipboard doom.

Or is that psychosis? I forget these things.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Big-Style Acid Flashbacks, by the sound of it.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ha ha, probably too close to the truth to bear thinking about.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# but Grunty surely you're only young
and people are having mid-life crises earlier nowadays

I read it in the People's Friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
Up there with Wikipedia on the reliability stakes, eh?
Child of the sixties, me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)