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# what's useles about that?
that is excellent in so many ways.

ah - but what if you need pickles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# pickle broadband won't be installed untill 2010
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# BOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Then you should have.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# HURRAY!
you really ARE the magic of chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Right on brother
*makes pointy pistol hands gesture and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Since your warning a few month ago
I now know, at any one time, exactly how many chutneys I have and what types.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Chutney was orginally Indian
But became popular in colonial times. Picalilly was modelled on another indian presence. The indian army used to keep a jar with them when the were on long marches and smear it their faces if they got wind burn.

EDIT: OK the first part is true the rest is complete bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *dreams*
My hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# FUCKING CHUTNEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Vital that stuff
can't fuck without it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 0_0
*thinks of jar of Chilli based "Hellish Relish" in cupboard...and shudders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# can't beat a good chilli rellish.
The really good stuff contains lots and lots of chillis but isn't crayzee hot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# .45 Automatic Condiment Pistol
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The sweetest of all the chutneys...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# With the strapline
"Chutney of the highest calibre"
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)