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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Brown "air"!!!
What has he been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Ikea meatballs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ooh Kottbullar
Which in German to an English guy who understands German* sounds like "Shitty Bollocks"

*I know what I mean, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# and if you leave them in your freezer for, say 3 or four years,
they taste pretty much like that too.

/needs to employ a proper cleaner blog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# ewww
I could do with a cleaner too, but I'm a finicky sod and I wouldn't be satisfied with the standard of their work
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That's mainly the problem.
Me getting all flouncy and saying "No, please leave the kitchen to me!" in heated tones...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahahhaha
^this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# How much do you pay?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# 30 squid for 2 hours a week.
It's shameful, I know, but I'm very lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Bah, wouldn't pay my train fare
Plus, you know, I'm a lazy cow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I wasn't touting for a new cleaner on b3ta!
God alone knows what kind of nutters are on here!

Ah. I think I see what I've done there.

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ah, but I was touting for finances :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Can't really work a way around that one, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Nauseating Arse Sour Air

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh....dude
Bleurgh!

Night all, got to run x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *waves*
Bye, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not going anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Then you need to re-appraise your life goals, sir!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*raises glass of Brandy and puffs on fat cigar*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I can *so* see you doing this...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# but but but
I want to be on b3ta where all my friends are!

*Paltrows*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# and i've just got here aswe....


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Reminds me slightly of
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/chemical-warfare-ndash-ancient-persianstyle-1366720.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)