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everyone knows you use a rusty knitting needle
fool
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:40,
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fool
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and i stood on it this morning
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:42,
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You see with the DNA I'm going to clone you and make a pussycat army.
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:46,
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One to introduce to the family, one to meet in fashionable bars, one for sex, one for watching TV with, one for pulling faces at etc. A perfect woman is in fact 800 different women.;)
*imagination explodes*
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:52,
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*imagination explodes*
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by asking for strange a sexual act to be performed...you will always have a spare....
Can i have a few spares of me...to send out when i have double booked....????
oooooo i could have group sex with myself
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:54,
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Can i have a few spares of me...to send out when i have double booked....????
oooooo i could have group sex with myself
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You can have a whole bus load of spares with all the copies I'll be making.
Group sex with oneself? *eyes boggle* (At least you don't have to go through that getting to know you stage.)
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:58,
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Group sex with oneself? *eyes boggle* (At least you don't have to go through that getting to know you stage.)
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i will know how to make me happy in bed, and i know i will be great! and we will all have something in common...and i will know how to push ALL my buttons in the right way....and we eat the same stuff so doing dinner for all 20 of us will be easy!
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:02,
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Where's the challenge in locking yourself away for the rest of your life pushing your buttons and having great sex? Hmmmmmmm? OK *thinks* I see you point. What if one of your sex clones pulled? Would you be jealous?
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:08,
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got enough spares...
and if he was cute i could just kill her and take her place
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:10,
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and if he was cute i could just kill her and take her place
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this is where you are making the mistake, you will find that in every woman but you have to find the right one for you. The best sort and also the most rare is the b3tan bird!
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:59,
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Indeed all women are unique, perfect and goddesses (except Rah-Rah Daddies girls from Surrey who annoy me)
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:03,
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but im already double booked
i can send you a spare? see above
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:08,
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i can send you a spare? see above
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One for the days and one for the nights. I'll pay postage. You're going to struggle with my letterbox though.
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:11,
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wait round the back playing naked volleyball till you get home
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:15,
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you were due to come down to London with some baby oil I believe?
And... correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that copnversation start with knitting needles as well???
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:14,
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And... correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that copnversation start with knitting needles as well???
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so what happened to you then? and wheres my baby oil? huh?
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:17,
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I don't think I can hold it much longer...
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:18,
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OK, see you there
[edit] www.b3ta.com/board/8/7/5/5/4/5/ in case anyone wondered what I was on about...
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Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:23,
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[edit] www.b3ta.com/board/8/7/5/5/4/5/ in case anyone wondered what I was on about...