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[challenge entry] Apocalypse size party poppers


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(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# that would make
war very pretty.....

but you would be finding them circles of card off the tops for years to come....
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Party poppers:
Home abortion kits.

/Coat.....
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# you strange person
everyone knows you use a rusty knitting needle

fool
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# How do you know I use a rusty knitting needle?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:41, archived)
# you left it next to the bed last night
and i stood on it this morning
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I'd rather hoped you would: I neeeded a blood sample.
You see with the DNA I'm going to clone you and make a pussycat army.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:46, archived)
# thats gonna be
one sexy army.....
if i do say so myself
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# A sexy army! That's sorta the plan:
One to introduce to the family, one to meet in fashionable bars, one for sex, one for watching TV with, one for pulling faces at etc. A perfect woman is in fact 800 different women.;)

*imagination explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# and when you have put one off
by asking for strange a sexual act to be performed...you will always have a spare....

Can i have a few spares of me...to send out when i have double booked....????

oooooo i could have group sex with myself
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:54, archived)
# It's like you can READ my mind.
You can have a whole bus load of spares with all the copies I'll be making.
Group sex with oneself? *eyes boggle* (At least you don't have to go through that getting to know you stage.)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# and at least
i will know how to make me happy in bed, and i know i will be great! and we will all have something in common...and i will know how to push ALL my buttons in the right way....and we eat the same stuff so doing dinner for all 20 of us will be easy!

ok
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# You'd get bored.
Where's the challenge in locking yourself away for the rest of your life pushing your buttons and having great sex? Hmmmmmmm? OK *thinks* I see you point. What if one of your sex clones pulled? Would you be jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# naaaaaaaaa
got enough spares...

and if he was cute i could just kill her and take her place
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# you see
this is where you are making the mistake, you will find that in every woman but you have to find the right one for you. The best sort and also the most rare is the b3tan bird!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)
# B3ta birds are indeed rare :)
Indeed all women are unique, perfect and goddesses (except Rah-Rah Daddies girls from Surrey who annoy me)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i'm a b3ta bird
but im already double booked

i can send you a spare? see above
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'll take two.
One for the days and one for the nights. I'll pay postage. You're going to struggle with my letterbox though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# we will all
wait round the back playing naked volleyball till you get home
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Teaser
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Last time we spoke
you were due to come down to London with some baby oil I believe?
And... correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't that copnversation start with knitting needles as well???
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah you are right
so what happened to you then? and wheres my baby oil? huh?
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# How quickly can you get to London?
I don't think I can hold it much longer...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# is the bottle
of baby oil that slippery?
about 2.5 hours....
(pussycat, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# It could be...
OK, see you there
[edit] www.b3ta.com/board/8/7/5/5/4/5/ in case anyone wondered what I was on about...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Along with a
bottle of gin
(Fellmeister, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# leg it
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)