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[challenge entry] Must buy some for the mother-in-law

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha
as used in MacDonalds toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
toilets burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah
I only use MacDonalds for McShit and lies. Going in there pretending to be a customer so I can use the khazi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I haven't eaten in a burger joint for over 14 years
ever since my wife was about to take a bite of her burger and noticed that the bottom was covered in black mould.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Did she see a doctor?! I would if I found black mould on my bottom.
Been about 20 years for me, not because their sorry excuse for 'food' is an abomination of nature but the MacDonalds Corporation's contept for law, government and morals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Right ON!
Haven't been in one in 28 yrs!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I've been in them
I use their khazi paper and when I was at uni they were a welcome source of free toilet paper. I later migrate to Burger King as their paper was better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft I misread that sooo badly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# What?
Mrs. 'mouldy bum' Puromycin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yep the very thought of diving into a lady burger only to find
an Aspergillus Niger nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Maybe I should start calling her that now.
maybe not. I'd like to keep my bollocks intact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Surely being a Puromycin would get rid of the mould anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'm only good for sleeping sickness and amoebic dysentery
not for scraping fungus off ladies bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Sell some of the mould might have sleeping sickness
Maybe that's why it was on her bum in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Not an antifungal afaik
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Try "Max" in Sweden
Far superior. And not an American corporate monster that preys on children.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Or instead of doing to Sweden for a burger I go to The Real Burger Kitchen.
OK you spend between five and nine pounds on a burger but it's actually real food. They do a damn good Buffalo burger as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I love your typos
freudian slips What did you want to do to Sweden?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# i have to agree with that
i work there
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You wanna set the can amougst the pigeons?
Get your collegues and yourself to take about starting a union in front of the boss.
You'll find head office straight down there to close the place and sack everyone. They then will open a new branch on that street later on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Presumably using redundancy law to avoid having to give the real reason.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# This is the thing they can't just sack them all at once, it's too obvious.
All they have to do is withdraw the franchise licence (they don't need to give any reason for donig that). They branch closes and they've effectively sacked everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Isn't business wonderful.
I believe the same law was/is used by call-centres (amongst many others) to avoid giving people permanent jobs with benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# They pretty much own the US government.
I remember reading about ten years ago that all the directors were prosecuted as they made it policy to employ underaged staff (under 16).
They were all found guilty and fined $2 each. Then the next year the law magically changed that if you work for a fast food outlet the you only have to be over 14 and have a lower minimum was that those of uver 16.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Anyone with enough money can own the US government.
Whether by buying a senator, president or just a court.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# 'noons!
I wondered who had ordered it all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I find the aroma of macdonalds toilets is best described as "minging lemony piss"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# that'll be the combined oders or stale piss, cleaning solution and air freshener
all in all a rancid mix
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# it's part of the macdonalds experience ultimately
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# That's just the mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Lemony piss?
wasn't that a kids book?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)