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# a day full of posts of cueball.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)
# oh yes
the poorly thicko that she is :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)
# it continues to amaze me that people like that actually manage to become 'celebrities'
why can't I be a bloody celebrity?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Sign up/apply for the next series of Big Brother,
pretend to be REALLY thick, say a few racist things, and you too can be as loved and respected as Jade!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Turns out plasma polymer coatings just don't capture the imagination of the public
you needed to do something truly interesting, like break down in tears or wank off a pig, on TV.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)
# A pig, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Yes, a pig
She did ya know
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# DAVID BECKHAM'S A PIG?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# oh dear
 
had a look for the audio of Rowan Atkinson's Senator Brea sketch
but all I found was these fuckwits having a run at it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UegIiu86WXA
presumably to the enjoyment of their family and friends
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Dunno if celebrity status can be achieved that way twice
BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I was filmed for a film school doco.
So there's me on film, talking about the radial oscillations of microbubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well.....
...lock yourself in a house, stick a webcam on you and talk to it with various objectives to get food, but pretend to be uberthick about subjects like racism, religeon and albinos.

A month on youtube later and you'll be touring the US.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Are albinos brown people? because I don't trust brown people. There'll all like muslim and stuff. And they're all like terrorists, and like go suicide bombing init?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Insta-fame :D
Or, just get a child from anywhere and keep them in a cellar for years. You will get sent to prison at the end of it, but you'll get a film and book to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# what happens if I get an albino asian muslim kid and put them in a cellar in east anglia?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# You win the lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)