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# Wow Ventolin!
It's not been called that for years ;-)
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Eh?
What's it called now then?

*hasn't been a medicated athsmatic for a good 14 years*
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That vv
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm confused as to which I remember now.
My inhaler was different, anyway. It wasn't a teal L shape, it was a dildo looking white thing with a rotaty clicky bottom.

I don't know. I was about 10, the last time I needed it. I only get athsmatic symtoms as an allergic reaction to black mould, because the house we were renting was owned by (surprise surprise) dirty upper class scum.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)
# no
that was indeed your dildo

no wonder you were wheezy
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)
# If you like the idea of a ten year old with a dildo, I suppose.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Barbie or Bratz?
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Bratz? What am I, 13?
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i have one of them
intail i think it was called (or whizzer as i called it!)
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *shrugs* long time ago, innit.
I could have been younger than ten. I might have stopped having it after we moved out of that house, which would make me 6/7 but I seem to remember having it a bit later than that.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# i had one for years
then i had these hexagon pills- they were ace! :D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Sound like cervical dilation pills to me.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaa
well maybe - might explain my mooobs! :D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# you should be due for your big bastard painkillers now
word to the wise- tell them to fuck off with their suppositories, then they give you pethadine.

Mmmmmm.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# thats was what
harold shipman was addicted to (pethadine no suppositories) :D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It's very nice stuff.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# my mrs had it curing child birth #1
she hated it. she kept passing out then waking up in huge amounts of pain. i think the gave her the wrong dose :(
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ummm, I had another one called 'Intal', that was white
I always wanted a rotaty ones, they were like, well cooler.

*jealous*
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I am pretty cool, it has to be said.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# wasnt cool
when you breathed part of the capsule in :(
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Salbutamol
FTW!

although I'm sure that's still the brand name
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Nah, the Ventolin brand is still out there,
it's just that most people will be given generic salbutamol or one of the other brand names by their pharmacist.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'm the only one in my family that isn't asthmatic
or maybe I'm just the only one that isn't a COMPLETE PUSSY
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Asthma: helping smart kids get out of PE lessons for 100 years.
I had one attack when I was 13 and I never had to do a cross country run in the rain again. Thanks, asthma!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Never helped me get out of PE.
Glandular fever did, though.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You obviously
weren't wheezing enough.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I used to just throw basketballs at the pe teacher until he kicked me out.
His name was Ian Murray; he was an ex olympic weightlifter.

It was a quaker school.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# We had a german exchange PE teacher for a year
he was used to being able to hit the kids.

He didn't know what the fuck to do with us.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I feel ripped off now
I've been getting the asda smartprice version when I could have been getting the proper stuff :-/
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Asthma Expert in da house...
...Ventolin is the brand name for Salbutamol, sold by the drugs company Allen & Hanburys (GSK). However, the inhaler, or evohaler as advertised by Allen & Hanburys, still has the good old Ventolin™ brand name across it.

HTH :-D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 11:55, archived)