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# so your less scottish than me...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Bah! You are your upbringing, not your blood. There's no Scottish gene.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# fookin awthpal
:)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# untrue
1) I could play for the Scottish national team because of my Scottish grandparents and because I'm almost good enough
2) I pay council tax in Scotland and vote and will one day have Scottish babbies
3) I have a kilt
4) I have been proclaimed an honorary Scot by a friend of mine who assures me that it's perfectly legitimate.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# pft.
1) I qualify for the national team on heritage (father, grandparents) and i might make the marbles team.

2) I pay no taxes

3) I have a kilt

4) If people can take the piss out of the way I say porridge I claim honorary Scot status also.

I win on the grounds of point 2.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# GOD DAMN YOU 3BABS
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)