

1) I could play for the Scottish national team because of my Scottish grandparents and because I'm almost good enough
2) I pay council tax in Scotland and vote and will one day have Scottish babbies
3) I have a kilt
4) I have been proclaimed an honorary Scot by a friend of mine who assures me that it's perfectly legitimate.
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:04,
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2) I pay council tax in Scotland and vote and will one day have Scottish babbies
3) I have a kilt
4) I have been proclaimed an honorary Scot by a friend of mine who assures me that it's perfectly legitimate.

1) I qualify for the national team on heritage (father, grandparents) and i might make the marbles team.
2) I pay no taxes
3) I have a kilt
4) If people can take the piss out of the way I say porridge I claim honorary Scot status also.
I win on the grounds of point 2.
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Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:10,
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2) I pay no taxes
3) I have a kilt
4) If people can take the piss out of the way I say porridge I claim honorary Scot status also.
I win on the grounds of point 2.