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# I had my eyes tested the other day and I think I might get a Moore
... one eye works perfectly, the other one not at all...

I'd look good with a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# my missus says
I already look weird enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# so I said to her:
"... oh yeah - if I'm so weird then why are you the one going out with me and things..."

and she said she didn't know so I cried and threatened to hurt myself until she said she'd never leave me and THAT'S how relationships work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# My farther still wears one.
I never get bored of watching it fall out when he is surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# please say it plops into a cocktail/martini glass.. PLEASE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm waiting for the day
Will have video camera ready
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Same here!
one eye is long sighted, one is long sighted, I wear one contact lens... but secretly I want a monacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I think secretly everyone does
if they were honest with themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I don't, I want horn rimmed glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I don't, I want horn rimmed glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)