I believe if a gentleman is caught shorta Policeman has to offer his helmet as a receptacle.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:30,
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you believe that to be so?what about if a lady is caught short?
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Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:33,
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For some reason it seems women (maybe just those of a certain age)seem to always want to tell you when they've pissed themself.
It seems to happen a lot more often than guys pissing themselves, or maybe it's just because they never say anything.
Anyway I think a Policeman has to shield your dignity with his cape as you squat over a gutter.
(It seems to happen a lot more often than guys pissing themselves, or maybe it's just because they never say anything.
Anyway I think a Policeman has to shield your dignity with his cape as you squat over a gutter.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:40,
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OK, so in modern timessaid officer would be shielding your dignity with a bright yellow jacket?
( HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:54,
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