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evenin' all

i'm eating a Fray Bentos pie.Out of the tin.
How did my life come to this?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)

Good fortune

combined with excellent posture?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)

probably a lack of both

i'm a hunchback with an overdraft

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)

I'm sure somewhere on the internet

there's a porn site that needs those exact specifications. You could be a star.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)

i know there is but i can't remember which

hold on,i'll check my credit card bill

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)

I love those

haven't had one for years though.

swap lives?

I get Pie
you get university bills x 2 and a stroppy teenage daughter

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)

I'll have the teenage daugther

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)

pie first

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)

I have no pie

I have flora buttery and some frosties?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)

whoa there.

i'll trade you a pie for your teenage daughter.
this is how they did it in the old days,no Match.com for me!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)

perhaps I didn't think this through

I get the pie, you get to be a parent.

hmmm, I'm trying to protect her from b3tan types. maybe I shouldn't have mentioned the teenage daughter bit.

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)

you have to be careful

with some disreputable B3tans,the very word 'teenage' is enough to provoke unnerving erections.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)

I would be proud

to have been responsible for some b3tan erections.

so would my daughter, and that's what worries me

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)

pictures or GT...oh whatsit now...G...T..

i'll get it in a minute...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)

Looking back

You have to admit it was a schoolboy error.

Or schoolgirl error.

Either way the pie became the lesser part of the conversation.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)