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(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# From where may I purchase one?

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Simply type in your
bank details.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# the thought of her cleaning my pipe,
has put me right off.


I'm going to do snuff in future
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# evenin' all
i'm eating a Fray Bentos pie.Out of the tin.
How did my life come to this?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Good fortune
combined with excellent posture?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# probably a lack of both
i'm a hunchback with an overdraft
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I'm sure somewhere on the internet
there's a porn site that needs those exact specifications. You could be a star.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i know there is but i can't remember which
hold on,i'll check my credit card bill
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I love those
haven't had one for years though.

swap lives?

I get Pie
you get university bills x 2 and a stroppy teenage daughter

(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I'll have the teenage daugther
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
#
pie first
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I have no pie
I have flora buttery and some frosties?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# whoa there.
i'll trade you a pie for your teenage daughter.
this is how they did it in the old days,no Match.com for me!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# perhaps I didn't think this through
I get the pie, you get to be a parent.

hmmm, I'm trying to protect her from b3tan types. maybe I shouldn't have mentioned the teenage daughter bit.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# you have to be careful
with some disreputable B3tans,the very word 'teenage' is enough to provoke unnerving erections.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I would be proud
to have been responsible for some b3tan erections.

so would my daughter, and that's what worries me
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# pictures or GT...oh whatsit now...G...T..
i'll get it in a minute...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Looking back
You have to admit it was a schoolboy error.

Or schoolgirl error.

Either way the pie became the lesser part of the conversation.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Hmmmm, I think I missed a step in the instructions somewhere...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Brittle
*shudders*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Wellies though
*faps*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)