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# i'd have fucked handy andy.
as long as his head didn't do that.

well, not the entire time....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:54, archived)
# bastard!
i just had a lovely greek salad and i could use something sweet.

also, my ex has a couple of those pie plates - i prefer the standard transparent ones.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Blue was on sale.
Cheap bastard that I am. Clear is better
to see how far things have cooked, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:08, archived)
# the discount kitchenware store we used to hit in cambridge sold those for $1 each.
but pies are for sissies anyway - real men bake cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Wasn't that cheap, but close.
Under 5 as I recall.
Quite so! Layer cakes--with fruit in them!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# i made trifle the other night.
and i should make banana bread tomorrow as i have six black bananas here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:28, archived)
# MAYONNAISE CAKES, RETARDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:29, archived)
# OH DON'T START THAT SHIT AGAIN YOU FREAK.
IF YOU LOVE MAYONNAISE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU GO BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER AND HIDE IT UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:30, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST INTIMIDATED BY MY SUPERIOR CULINARY SKILLS
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LASHING OUT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:33, archived)
# IRON CHEF B3TA: COMMENCING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# TODAY'S INGREDIENT: MAYONNAISE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:35, archived)
# I'M SO GLAD I'M A CHEF AND NOT A TASTER IN THIS AFFAIR WHERE POSTBEAR IS COOKING WITH MAYONNAISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# THE MAYONNAISE SHOW IS A CRAFT SHOW NOW.
I JUST MADE A HAT OUT OF CRUSTED MAYONNAISE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:46, archived)
# thank fuck i'm on tomorrow's show.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# CHANGE OF SCHEDULE:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:38, archived)
# TOMORROW'S SHOW IS ALL ABOUT SAND.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:41, archived)
# WILL IT TEACH ME TO SELL IT TO THE ARABS?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# They don't buy sand
That's just one of those common misconceptions from a time when we were all a lot more innocent.

Eskimos don't buy ice either. UNLESS BY ICE YOU MEAN METH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# ARE YOU PAYING THE WHALEPROSTITUES IN ICE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:55, archived)
# you can't fuck whales, they're way up there on stilts.
walrus-fucking is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Did you see that link I posted the other day about how to make freebase coffee?
I still can't imagine why.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9113636

Anyway, I have to go out and eat some chinese food.

Good day to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:59, archived)
# see ya
Time for my bed I think.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:01, archived)
# night-night to you both.
i shoul go, too. big day tomorrow for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Slackers!
*empties bag of CYAs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I CAN SEE IT. ONLY JUST, AS MY MONITOR IS COVERED IN BEARNAISE SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:37, archived)
# SORRY, I GOT EXCITED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:41, archived)
# THAT'S QUITE OK. SAUCE DOES THAT TO PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# i'll have to ask my porn guys if they'll make a sauce film.
they don't do food porn as far as i know, but this could be the beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Too much gelatin and guar gum in jarred brands.
You make me some real stuff and I'll
bake you that motherfucking cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# I was going to say
"you're assuming he'd have consented", but thinking about it you're probably not assuming that at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:26, archived)
# consent is like lube: why bother with it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:27, archived)