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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:28, archived)
# That is quite odd.
This morning I am mostly pleased by this news.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:35, archived)
# I liked watching Chris Barrie in "The Brittas Empire"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Yeah, I liked that too.
His wife was great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# But even more funny in Green Wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:00, archived)
# i'd have fucked handy andy.
as long as his head didn't do that.

well, not the entire time....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:54, archived)
# bastard!
i just had a lovely greek salad and i could use something sweet.

also, my ex has a couple of those pie plates - i prefer the standard transparent ones.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Blue was on sale.
Cheap bastard that I am. Clear is better
to see how far things have cooked, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:08, archived)
# the discount kitchenware store we used to hit in cambridge sold those for $1 each.
but pies are for sissies anyway - real men bake cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Wasn't that cheap, but close.
Under 5 as I recall.
Quite so! Layer cakes--with fruit in them!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# i made trifle the other night.
and i should make banana bread tomorrow as i have six black bananas here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:28, archived)
# MAYONNAISE CAKES, RETARDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:29, archived)
# OH DON'T START THAT SHIT AGAIN YOU FREAK.
IF YOU LOVE MAYONNAISE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU GO BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER AND HIDE IT UNDER YOUR FLOORBOARDS?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:30, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST INTIMIDATED BY MY SUPERIOR CULINARY SKILLS
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LASHING OUT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:33, archived)
# IRON CHEF B3TA: COMMENCING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# TODAY'S INGREDIENT: MAYONNAISE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:35, archived)
# I'M SO GLAD I'M A CHEF AND NOT A TASTER IN THIS AFFAIR WHERE POSTBEAR IS COOKING WITH MAYONNAISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# THE MAYONNAISE SHOW IS A CRAFT SHOW NOW.
I JUST MADE A HAT OUT OF CRUSTED MAYONNAISE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:46, archived)
# thank fuck i'm on tomorrow's show.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:36, archived)
# CHANGE OF SCHEDULE:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:38, archived)
# TOMORROW'S SHOW IS ALL ABOUT SAND.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:41, archived)
# WILL IT TEACH ME TO SELL IT TO THE ARABS?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# They don't buy sand
That's just one of those common misconceptions from a time when we were all a lot more innocent.

Eskimos don't buy ice either. UNLESS BY ICE YOU MEAN METH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# ARE YOU PAYING THE WHALEPROSTITUES IN ICE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:55, archived)
# you can't fuck whales, they're way up there on stilts.
walrus-fucking is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Did you see that link I posted the other day about how to make freebase coffee?
I still can't imagine why.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9113636

Anyway, I have to go out and eat some chinese food.

Good day to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:59, archived)
# see ya
Time for my bed I think.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:01, archived)
# night-night to you both.
i shoul go, too. big day tomorrow for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Slackers!
*empties bag of CYAs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I CAN SEE IT. ONLY JUST, AS MY MONITOR IS COVERED IN BEARNAISE SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:37, archived)
# SORRY, I GOT EXCITED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:41, archived)
# THAT'S QUITE OK. SAUCE DOES THAT TO PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# i'll have to ask my porn guys if they'll make a sauce film.
they don't do food porn as far as i know, but this could be the beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Too much gelatin and guar gum in jarred brands.
You make me some real stuff and I'll
bake you that motherfucking cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:34, archived)
# I was going to say
"you're assuming he'd have consented", but thinking about it you're probably not assuming that at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:26, archived)
# consent is like lube: why bother with it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Good advice.
Stick to the smaller varieties
if you can't handle the bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:56, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:04, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:24, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:30, archived)
# The yellow ones grow in our development here.
I've been tempted a few times but I had a buddy way back who got seriously fucked over by agarics and I'm a bit nervous of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:24, archived)
# 'development'?
do you live in a teenage bosom?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Suburbia:
a place where they tear up trees then name roads after them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:43, archived)
# HEY DAVE BARRY WAS HERE AND HE DROPPED A JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Hahah ok fuck you.
evil_twin introduced me to Dave Barry, he's as funny as a dish of discharge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)
# haha, i knew that would sting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:49, archived)
# Goddamit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# There's a group of streets just around the corner that are named after towns
in North Africa, where the Australian soldiers battled the Germans in WW2.

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:47, archived)
# In the area where I used to live in Amsterdam
all the streets were named after Indonesian islands.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Blue Meanies are all over Hobart
We used to go out and pick mushrooms as teenagers because it was so difficult to buy alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:31, archived)