
Big arse and boobies already though :D
edit: too big* to keep in a shoebox under the stairs :(
*the baby, not the arse and boobies
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Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:28,
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edit: too big* to keep in a shoebox under the stairs :(
*the baby, not the arse and boobies

new house sounds like fun -- I have neither my own children or my own house - I assume I should really sort that out one day.
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Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:31,
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- but you can explain it to my parents (who have started phoning me up and going "so - the big three oh this year... have you considered replacing Mrs. Undercover's contraceptive pills with tic tacs?...")
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Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:37,
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