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# Yeah well Super Hero Obama will save the World
and rescue the kittens stuck up trees of course we all love America ;)

In the real world the economic shit is hitting the fan and unemployment is once again a growth industry which means wages will suffers as the cost of living rises obviously leading to redundancies etc. so that the rich fat cats can stay rich whilst we all suffer... but what's that on the horizon? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's First Black President Barack Obama in a spandex suit Thank the gods we're all saved! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# But we're gonna have to tighten our belts
and knuckle under.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# don't you mean loosen our belts
and just bend the fuck over?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Haven't we already been fucked by the US
you mean there's more?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Now with Lube!
so it doesn't feel so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# obamalube
nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# oh yeah, lady liberty's got a brand new strapon
and she's heading straight for your kidneys!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hello Margaret Thatcher how are you thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Still not dead!
but not long now...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Good, good
have you ever considered Euphanasia, Margaret?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I am going to party so damned hard on the night she finally dies
along with everyone else in Trafalgar Square.

A celebration so BIG that it has to be covered by the international press.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I really hope this happens
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# there have been murmerings of such an event before
although it needs everyone to pull together to make something more concrete...

just planting seeds ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# He's already sorted out the environment
so that's one less thing to have to worry about.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Yes Earth suddenly got the "feel good" factor since the new President took office
no more Global Warming we have Global PAAAAARRRTTTTYYY Time!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# He said yesterday he was going to fix it.
so everything's fine.

I've already switched back to old fashionned light bulbs and everything.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Don't forget to fill the kettle right up when making your tea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# crikey, fill it all the way to the brim?
that's going to take a few zinc tablets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Steady on!
The environment might be sorted, but I'm not made of money.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)