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[challenge entry] How do you protect the US embassy?

By keeping friends close and enemies closer..

From the Protecting the US Embassy challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# First off the block
and I really don't think things are going to get much better than this *shrug* strange challenge.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# uh huh
and it's all gone a bit "We love America" of late.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# mostly we love their freedom
and huge all beef hamburgers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Send in the A-Team!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7856758.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# oh god
and I thought this was taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ice cube..
"I ain't getting on no plane, fool" *BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG* "MOTHERFUCKER, I SAID I ain't getting on no plane, fool"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Today was a good day
I didn't even have to get on no plane.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# In 2009, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit,
unless you count illegally invading sovereign countries, torture and water boarding a crime.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# well, we all know that when you do this to bad people, it's not a crime!
let freedom reign!

well, this is going to be a week for the merkins to get pissed off with us innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# seems that way
I'm glad us brits weren't involved ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# yes, with our stiff upper lips, we'd just get in the way
and then they'd have to take a load of amphetamines and shoot at us!



oh..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Yes
a week of hatred ahead of us from our cousins across the ocean.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# ah lets face it
it's like some kind of fucked up relationship

no matter what happens, we come back together to blame eachother for shit inbetween daliances with the french

it's the way it's meant to be, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# much like any relationship then
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Thank God Ridley Scott got in there
before Micheal Bay got his hands on it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Yeah well Super Hero Obama will save the World
and rescue the kittens stuck up trees of course we all love America ;)

In the real world the economic shit is hitting the fan and unemployment is once again a growth industry which means wages will suffers as the cost of living rises obviously leading to redundancies etc. so that the rich fat cats can stay rich whilst we all suffer... but what's that on the horizon? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's First Black President Barack Obama in a spandex suit Thank the gods we're all saved! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# But we're gonna have to tighten our belts
and knuckle under.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# don't you mean loosen our belts
and just bend the fuck over?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Haven't we already been fucked by the US
you mean there's more?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Now with Lube!
so it doesn't feel so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# obamalube
nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# oh yeah, lady liberty's got a brand new strapon
and she's heading straight for your kidneys!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hello Margaret Thatcher how are you thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Still not dead!
but not long now...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Good, good
have you ever considered Euphanasia, Margaret?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I am going to party so damned hard on the night she finally dies
along with everyone else in Trafalgar Square.

A celebration so BIG that it has to be covered by the international press.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I really hope this happens
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# there have been murmerings of such an event before
although it needs everyone to pull together to make something more concrete...

just planting seeds ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# He's already sorted out the environment
so that's one less thing to have to worry about.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Yes Earth suddenly got the "feel good" factor since the new President took office
no more Global Warming we have Global PAAAAARRRTTTTYYY Time!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# He said yesterday he was going to fix it.
so everything's fine.

I've already switched back to old fashionned light bulbs and everything.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Don't forget to fill the kettle right up when making your tea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# crikey, fill it all the way to the brim?
that's going to take a few zinc tablets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Steady on!
The environment might be sorted, but I'm not made of money.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)