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[challenge entry] Death is coming - Jerry has the exclusive deal

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(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)
# ha!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

*swing*

*slice*

*sklip*

*thud*


(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Still
think he looks like he has secretly soiled himself in that pic....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Mr Springer
once called a girl he was having an affair with. She was in the shower so my mate answered it for her. Said it was very wierd indeed, but he was a pleasent enough guy. Hmm if i jazz that up it could go on the *other* board i guess. Shame i cant be arsed.
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Once you start down that dark path ...
... etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I hope your not talking about
P*p B***h
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# duh dont be daft
i was talking about the other board i go to errr whats it called now... www.jerryspringersmingers.com

*looks all sheepish*
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I don't understand
there's another b3ta?
(Zed Smith, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# kind of
there is the *dark side*.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# but we try not to talk about
it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# and he
likes it...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Talk
to the bones cos the skull aint listening girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! MarmiteonToast, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# That made me snigger...
Anyone else get funny looks at work when chuckling for seemingly no reason?
A woo yay to you sir!
(Face9, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Can I recommend Jerry Springer the Opera
coming to the National Theatre (in That London) this spring. I saw it at the Edinburgh Festival last year - absolutely hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# mind
piss!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# as i'm at work i'd better plug
Jerry Springer - The Opera Which starts next month.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:49, archived)
# can you blag us
any tickets then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# depends how well it sells
i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)