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# Good Woman
Make it strong and milky, sweet and weak, Milk no Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Righto
Here's your coffee, black with five sugars
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# close
but no cigar

urgh

sugar is foul in caffeine beverages
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:55, archived)
# You have cigars in your coffee?
how odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:57, archived)
# just smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee
/Otis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Yay for smoking lifts!
*fails to resist urge to bring up 9/11*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I've never really been into the whole smoking thing...
I smoke a pipe, but it's not the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Of course it's not the same....
A pipe is distinguished...

Cigars are a little sleazy, a little East End wideboy...

Ciggies are the everyman's tobacco, from Wayne Rooney to John Hurt...

Pipe is definitely the best choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
I think so... you're right about cigars: it does something to me when ladies smoke them.

Probably not a huge leap of the imagination to understand why.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)
# global drinks manufacturers would beg to differ
or have you killed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:01, archived)
# don't....
just don't.

*regrets having come into work today*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# have you considered something really radical
like changing the colour of the can or suggesting that they ethically source their labour or something... or give me my teeth back?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I'm currently considering
quitting my job, selling my flat, and going 'on tour' for about 2 years.

I have yet to come up with a good reason why *not*.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# jeezoh
is there any chance of a voluntary severance? Could you let your flat and cover the repayment so you didn't have to sell it just now? Where would you go? Could you get similar but more interesting work somewhere else (New York, Tokyo, Melbourne)?

Mrs. UC & I were thinking of doing exactly this - take the jobs on a world tour - but then I went and messed it up by putting secret plan no. 12 into effect which has delayed things a little
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Secret Plan number 12 you say?
*consults log book*

You got yourself caught stuffing dead mice into the air conditioning so that everyone had to go home on sick leave until the vomiting stopped?

Fair play...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:15, archived)
# thanks
although that plan was not to get caught. But, as the bard once said, the best laid plans of dead mice and men often gan a gayglee... not sure what gayglee is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# You should visit my office... I could show you some gayglee alright...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)
# well, a job in NY, NY (so bad they named it twice)
fell through, but the 'working while touring' thing sounds like a plan.
My initial destination would be Africa (chum living Rileys' life out there in a huge diplomatic gaff in Ghana). Not sure how well my skill set would fit in though....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Can you write e-mail?
Then Nigeria have job for you good sir. All training provided upon provision of bank account details.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# meh
they sell *global drinks manufacturer* in Ghana don't they?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hehehe
actually, we have an office in Ghana....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Tits.
*global drinks manufacturer* should put tits on the cans.

Furry squirrel tits at that...

And tails.

They'd make gajillions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *steals idea*
*Paypals SJD a fiver for his trouble*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# That's more than my real job has paid me this month!
I'm rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:09, archived)