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# the toilet
with a box of tissues?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You don't need the tissues do you?
/below thread
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ha!
good point, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I Say!
Did something the size of the Royal Barge just hove into view?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *turns*
Where!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# You need to learn to take a compliment
better than that...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Not in my nature I'm afraid...
Unless by 'Royal Barge' you meant the royal famiy of Lilliput...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I now have a mental image of
Prince Charles elbowing his way onto the Underground.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# He would as well... jug-eared bastard that he is...
This has led me to an extension of that mental image, whereby he's sitting on a grimy Northern Line seat, attempting, and failing, to engage the proletariat in conversations about growing leeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I always find self defacing small penis jokes more rewarding
you get into a situation with a lady*...

"I thought you said it was massive" ..disenheartening.

"oh you were right after all.. it is a bit small".. well it's what you've said all along

"this penis is not small at all" ego boost.

it is the logical course of action.

EDIT: *or man.. who am I to presupose the straightness of the male readers. saying that even if they're gay I guess they still could end up in a situation with a titted one looking at their male splendour.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Exactly!
Keep expectations low, then deliver a meaty surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Lasagne?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Have I met you before?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# this was my motto for life
I will always remember getting berated by physics teacher at GCSE, a class I was so very often kicked out of mostly for talking, he accused me of not trying to learn and what did I get in my mock exams?

" a D?! are you really happy with that?!"

"Well, it is two grades above what you'd predicted I'd get."

his argument that I was distracting others was blown out of the water completely as Tom, my friend in this story, had got an A.. when I pointed this out i was then instructed to leave the room once more.

yay education!

EDIT: this was my moto for life... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# But just think...
without you distracting him, Tom could ahve been the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by now...

instead, he's only got an A in GCSE Physics...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# if you knew tom
that sentence would fill you with fear.

He has how ever just got back from spending a year teaching english in japan.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# did it involve a meaty surprise anywhere along the line?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)
# every surprise is a meaty surprise
when you give gifts in boxes with circular holes cut out of them...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hmmm;
Not what I had in mind...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Somehow, I really doubt that
to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Shame then;
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)