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[challenge entry] I have a pile of ironing I should be getting on with
but instead I am here. Nawty me.


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(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# heh! nice
but you'd better finish that ironing before the man of the house gets home
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# and get the dinner on!
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# finish?
I haven't started! This pile has been growing for about a month. I'm only considering it now because there's nothing left in the wardrobes for either of us to wear.

Still, I have about eight hours of Sky+ to get through while I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *calls Kim and Aggie*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I just want to watch you stuck in a booth while that other song by enya (not orinoco flow, that other one) plays on a loop.
Also sometimes I honk an airhorn if you look bored

Be ready to read passages from the phone book at me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# mum's been playing enya. Memory of trees?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# MOVE INTO YOUR OWN HOUSE by enya
GET A JOB SO YOU CAN AFFORD IT by enya
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha I HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIpt_BIrIzM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# AND I QUIT MENSA BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL STUPID SHITHEADS
"have that moment where you realise that you still have to work" by enya
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I NEVER JOINED MENSA BECAUSE I THINK IT'S CUNTISH
i actually kind of like scientific research work by enya
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# mensa is just a retarded brain-pissing competition from people who have malformed genitals and can't actually win a real-pissing competition
I joined so I could put it on my cv and within 2 years I stopped putting it on my cv and then shortly after quit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# yeah i never bothered. I also threw my golden key honour society invite in the bin
wankers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# GET USED TO WORKING BECAUSE THAT WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU CAN AFFORD TO RETIRE by enya
YOU ONLY GET A COUPLE OF WEEKS SICK LEAVE PER YEAR by enya
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# BLOW JOB by enya
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I've never managed to get that as part of my employment contract
"what do you mean I can't speak my mind around this jew bitch my grandparents died so the ashkanasy jews could get out of germany" by enya
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hehehe
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)