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# I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT, N THIS THE MUTHAFUCKIN THANKS I GET?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Trucks and a large puddle
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# best advice ever
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That's my no.1 rule in life
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# do you find it gets you far?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# no
but I'm still alive which is more than I can say for other people e.g. dead people
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# dead people got no reason to live
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# also, whatis the ~naughty~ in your sig?
I keep the swear filter on for work reasons, though I am not now at work.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# it says fucksocks
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I thought it said fuck
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# copulationsocks
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)
# would you care to demonstrate the said socks?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I have eaten them the fuck up
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)
# there's no satisfying some people
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Prophylactictwat
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# MC Ren done got his dick wet.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)
# teachers used to brag, she was the teacher's pet
and the nigguz used to brag how much they wanna get her wet
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# MUTHACUNTIN' MUTHACUNTA
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLERR CUNTA!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Semen-errors.
OH NOES! I'VE BEEN LOBBED!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# THE MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD IS A GHETTO, FULL OF MAGAZINES, FULL CLIPS AND HEAVY METAL
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# TUNE!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)
# CUZ ITZ 187 ON AN UNDERCOVER COP!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Hello.
Next week, like next weekend.

MythCock never misses, Miss or Mrs.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# CAN YOU HEAR ME?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# NOPE!
BUT I CAN READ YOU JUST FINE. TRY USING
BOTH SHIFT KEYS AT ONCE, IT MIGHT HELP.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# CAN'T, TOO CLOSE TO SHITJIZZING
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# OH FO SHO, EWE BEE DONE FUCKED A KIDNEY
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:45, archived)
# BRUCE JENNER BROKE MY EYEBALL


SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, BRUCE
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# what a cunt
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
HELLO!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hello
ello

llo

lo

o
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:35, archived)
# 0
0
o
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)
# FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUBS UP!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# You've got that right again !
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ROOSTERS LIKE A CUNTPISSA!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# oh ice cube, remember when you weren't a cuddly shill for the status quo?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I CAN DO IT, PUT YOUR ASS INTO IT!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)
# my ass isn't up to any funtricks.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Try blinders and a whip.
Failing that, try the old carrot on a stick.

HAW-HEE!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)
# CRACKA PA-LEEEEASE, DAT ASS BEE FUCKIN LIKE A CUNTSHITA
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)
# TOP JUICY JAPERY
mirthologically correct at time of going to press...:)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)