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# I'm not gay and I'm imagining that the the ice cream is really really tasty
well - I'm not very gay - in as much as I've never gayed with an actual man... Mrs UnderCover used to play rugby a bit. She was the jumpy uppy one. She's not remotely mannish though... so I have to make her dress up in a tweed jacket with a cravat if I want to get my gay on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# and thanks for sharing with the group, you
can sit down now.

No, you really can sit down now....



Sit Down!

Errrr, Nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# is that a tweed jacket your wearing ???
ARE THOSE LEATHER ELBOW PATCHES......??

*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# No, this is the Corduroy one.
You know....

That one you like....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the "jumpy uppy one" ??
so knowsing that little about it doesn't make you gay.




- i've no idea what they are called either - but I'm all about the cock me.
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm not gay but my wife used to play rugby...

pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# she was kicked off the team because the captain was one of them
lesbionics and Mrs UnderCover was not responsive to her advances -- that's me, hanging around rugby clubs picking up the ones the lesbians ostracise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You bad man.
To say that about Mrs Undercover....

*admonishes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yeah
bless her she's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's more like it.
You see, it's a good thing I'm here, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# yup
keep me on the straight and norrow -- she almost n00bed up the other week when she was ill - but the illness ran Wednesday to Monday so she missed the chance.

She was lurking for a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)