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# To save you from the bus tedium I KNOCKED THIS ONE OUT
Boobs and Ice cream


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I am sorry as a diversion that it's not totally inclusive, but if you are gay maybe you can imagine the ice cream is really really tasty?

Ninj: I'm not sure that last bit is cool, I was trying to be cool, but I think I was just a knob head.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# very nice!




is one boob a fair bit higher than the other though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Gravity's a bitch, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# mm gravy
oh...er...gravity

er
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've now just imagined the whole Earth covered in gravy.
And I'm hungry again.
Thanks. D:{
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you can't eat the WHOLE EARTH
whatever will the poor Albanian children do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Clean my kitchen, damn them, and they'll like doing it!
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Watch me >:(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Planet Pie FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *slurps gravy off plate with a straw*
I'm full now.
But there's always room for desert.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *tries to resist*
*fails*

You could always have a.....


MARS!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear me :D
No that's a bit too much, I'm sure it'd make me barf.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# They look alright to me
it's just the way she's leaning
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# This is what happens when a woman lies down at an angle with their womanhood unsupported
It's most hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
Woo woo!
If this gets pushed down by a fucking bus I will be annoyed :( and write a letter of complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well i have to go off and make a fecking bus pic now dont i !
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *gets pen and paper*
I'm serious man, don't make me do this.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ^^This
those buses can cunt off
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'm not gay and I'm imagining that the the ice cream is really really tasty
well - I'm not very gay - in as much as I've never gayed with an actual man... Mrs UnderCover used to play rugby a bit. She was the jumpy uppy one. She's not remotely mannish though... so I have to make her dress up in a tweed jacket with a cravat if I want to get my gay on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# and thanks for sharing with the group, you
can sit down now.

No, you really can sit down now....



Sit Down!

Errrr, Nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# is that a tweed jacket your wearing ???
ARE THOSE LEATHER ELBOW PATCHES......??

*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# No, this is the Corduroy one.
You know....

That one you like....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the "jumpy uppy one" ??
so knowsing that little about it doesn't make you gay.




- i've no idea what they are called either - but I'm all about the cock me.
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm not gay but my wife used to play rugby...

pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# she was kicked off the team because the captain was one of them
lesbionics and Mrs UnderCover was not responsive to her advances -- that's me, hanging around rugby clubs picking up the ones the lesbians ostracise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You bad man.
To say that about Mrs Undercover....

*admonishes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yeah
bless her she's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's more like it.
You see, it's a good thing I'm here, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# yup
keep me on the straight and norrow -- she almost n00bed up the other week when she was ill - but the illness ran Wednesday to Monday so she missed the chance.

She was lurking for a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *knocks one out*
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# phwoar etc
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# [ hmm!
that's a preddy picture :) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ...what? .. no hang on....
I erm..... bastiche!!!!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# oo-er!
I can see her pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# As a lady,
I shall admire her dedicated coordination skills in the matching pants and neckerchief attire.
EDIT: AND lippy and nails. Christ, give the girl a puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# as a man
red pants are all of teh hotness!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# as more of a man
no pants are teh coolnes.
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# you can't be more or less of a man
unless you mean by mass or volume or something. The greatest extent to which anyone can be a man is 1, the alternative is 0.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ..ah but Prof how does a woman fit into this equation?
If the amount a woman can be a woman is 1 and no woman is also like men 0.

Then she would simultaneously be a man or not a man if she were not a woman.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# there no such thing as women
it's just guys with their things tucked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yes, thats totally why I did the showing the pants bit....
No honestly I did.


...really
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Very nice
*waits for the CDC version*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Still waiting
I would do it myself but can't afford to get caught drawing willies at work.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# thats nice!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)