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# *gavels*
I JUST APPOINTED MYSELF JUDGE.

I HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. GUARDS, TAKE HIM TO MY CELLAR
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# NO! Not the cellar!
I have a rational fear of cellars...


See: www.b3ta.com/board/9166488
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# !!!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Your "honour"; as a judge you are clearly biased and I DEMAND a fair trial.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# And a boot to the head!
And one for Jenny and the wimp.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# OH POOR ARTHUR WAAAAAAAH

There there Jenny...
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# i really shouldn't edit that one.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I would hardly call maintaining civility in the courtroom bais
nor criticising your lack of knowledge of procedure. Really, you accuse the judge of badgering an attorney?

where did you get your qualifications...*sneers* the university of new south wales?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# That's scarily similar to what this guy says:
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I wish my grey hairs were all concentrated in one lock at the front like that
and what does he say?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# He makes fun of one of the attorneys for attending a "third-rate university"
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# AHAHAHAHHAHAH
UNSW is only second rate, and only because I go to Sydney uni.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# The guy who you're like is a murderer.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# i can understand that.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA?!?!?!
...cunt.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I understand your frustration.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I am greatly enjoying your new emotes.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# yeah i know, provided you live a long way from a bushfire it's fine
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)