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A bit early and bindun

But I thought I'd make one myself for that special someone ;)

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

Arf!

Top sig!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Aww, I love it.

Thanks, baby.
;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)

Psht

Who says it's for you?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

"[01:19] Hokerou - I will always love you, no matter where my life takes me.:

XD
Imma make you a Valentine's Day card =]
Well
Picture =p"

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

Cunt -.-

Who says it's THIS one though?

I might have made it for Pasanonic.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Please don't gaz me asking to ban pasanonic

he donates too much money to the site so we're not allowed to ban him.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

Wha?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)

DO NOT QUESTION VIMOD

OR YOU WILL BE B&

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

I'm confused...

Seriously, why would I pm him asking to ban Pasanonic?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)

I'm not allowed to ban him because he donates so much money to the site.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

I got that

But why would I ask you to anyway? xD

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

It's a joke, silly :P

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

BECAUSE HE IS VIMOD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

DIDN'T YOU KNOW? HE INVENTED B3TA, AND THE INTERNET, EVEN BEFORE AL GORE DID

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

WHILE IN VIETNAM, KILLING THE NAZIS.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

HE BOUGHT HIS FIRST CASTLE WITH ALL THE JEW GOLD FROM THE BUNKER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

Who ya gonna call?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

GANTBUSTERS

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

Gant, when someone ask you if you're a god. You say "Yes".

You say "Yes".

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

BUT HE SAYS THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS JEWS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

not any more, he killed them all

WITH SOME OF HIS MANY MANY GUNS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

OMG PASANONIC INVENTED THE INTERNET?

DID HE INVENT VIMOD TOO?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

OBJECTION!

Your point is hypothetical;
it is invalid unless backed up with relevant evidence.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

are all the kiddies watching law and order now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

Phoenix Wright, bitch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Wright
:D

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

Prove that it is for you then

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

I don't need to prove your point wrong if you cannot prove it right.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

there is something wrong there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

OBJECTION!

Your honour, Kebab is badgering the attorneys.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

overruled

k3b/-\b noticed the lack of a judge in this courtroom and kindly volunteered.

Another objection from you and you shall be held in contempt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

*&£&$%^"%%

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

Would

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

Too fast...

inb4 "That's what she said"

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)

Thic is clearly a crude attempt at making fun of an attorney just trying to do his job!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

Imagine I've gone an put *this is how i'd finger you*

on that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

I know somone that looks like that.

I doubt she'd appreciate me saying that either.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

This is her sister:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

And the other sister?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

That's the only sister.

The younger girl is a spirit medium, and the older sister was murdered.
That's what she looks like with a direct connection to Phoenix Wright via Maya, the younger sister.
This is her alive:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

I blame his alleged virginity.

He should be cleared of all charges.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

*gavels*

I JUST APPOINTED MYSELF JUDGE.

I HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. GUARDS, TAKE HIM TO MY CELLAR

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

NO! Not the cellar!

I have a rational fear of cellars...

See: www.b3ta.com/board/9166488

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

Your "honour"; as a judge you are clearly biased and I DEMAND a fair trial.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

And a boot to the head!

And one for Jenny and the wimp.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)

OH POOR ARTHUR WAAAAAAAH

There there Jenny...

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

i really shouldn't edit that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)

I would hardly call maintaining civility in the courtroom bais

nor criticising your lack of knowledge of procedure. Really, you accuse the judge of badgering an attorney?

where did you get your qualifications...*sneers* the university of new south wales?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

That's scarily similar to what this guy says:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

I wish my grey hairs were all concentrated in one lock at the front like that

and what does he say?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

He makes fun of one of the attorneys for attending a "third-rate university"

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

UNSW is only second rate, and only because I go to Sydney uni.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

The guy who you're like is a murderer.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)

i can understand that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA?!?!?!

...cunt.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)

I understand your frustration.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

I am greatly enjoying your new emotes.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)

yeah i know, provided you live a long way from a bushfire it's fine

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

OH YEAH I REMEMBER YOU NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

yeah it's volatile serenity

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

well I forget the name but the desperate cries for attention ring a bell

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

Desperate cries for attention?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

DON'T MIND ME, I'M A BIT OF A DICK SOMETIMES

MOSTLY WHEN I'M AWAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

Still...

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)

HAY GUYS LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

hey everybody look at my hat

*PICTURE*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

That was ClanSoul?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

bugger, my bait caught a volitile serentity. *throws back*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Try some CP.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

That is fucking awesome =D

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

you like it? It's yours.

/Rinse the Blood Off My Toga

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

*Max Mosley gag*

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zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Huh?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Out now from fetish industries!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

in stores now!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

WITALITY!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

lols

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Dualshock!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

Fucking hell, that's still going? :D

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

everytime some fucker mentions valentine's day im going to kill a kitten

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

Every day is Valentine's Day.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

Only to the people I love =]

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

Then I'll give birth to a kitten everytime you mention not getting laid.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

i'm trying to explicitly mention it anymore.

other people tend to bring it up first.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

I'll spawn a kitten no matter who mentions it.

KITTEN'D.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

but you're mentioning it yourself :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

KITTENS ALL OVER.

ALL OVER EVERYTHING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

It's been too long since I got laid =[

*awaits birth of kitten*

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

*hands egg*

It'll hatch into a kitten soon. Feed it crisps. It likes Salt and Vinegar flavour.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

That is perfect

No one in our house ever eats the Salt and Vinegar. Our basement is full to the brim with packets of them.
I remember when I was a small child, one of my friend's came over and asked what was down there. I told him that we do not speak of it. That it is only filled with horrors...

He had to explore. I sat outside, crying, waiting for my friend's return for days. Never leaving, never sleeping. I knew he had been taken, but I didn't have the courage to search for him, so I did something foolish.

I sent my dog down. In all fairness, I did attach his extendable leash. He went down, into the depths of the Walkers and the Seabrooks and the Discos. Then the leash began thrashing, I screamed and suddenly felt the mechanism whirr. I should have let go, should have put it down. But I was too stunned. I had lost two of my best friends now. As it was, I sat there, bewildered, as the ripped-off leash hit me in the forehead.

THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead. That is how I became known as the Cheese and Onion guy.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

I WANT TO FUCKING SUBSCRIBE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hokii has no newletter, unfortunately.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

hahahahahaha

did you make this?

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weaver., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

Yes.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

*applauds*

thats some serious ad libbing there :D almost douglas adams-like in its humour

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weaver., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

Thanks =D

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

salt and vinegar are yummy

cheese and onion are the evil crisps.

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:17, archived)

My St. Skeletor's day card is ready for this year again.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

Why not kill a Kat?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

have a break, have a kitkat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

EUPHEMISM

Clearly.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

just watch it, or i'll kill a kitten all over your lunch

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

Just watch it, or I'll KillerKitti over your face.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

0_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

Sir

Do not expect sense from me at this hour, it is unreasonable.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

it was more the blatently ill thought out inuendo in your statement.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

JA! JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

TSCHUS, HITLER!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

I was speaking to some spaniards on the weekend

it came up that when they're speaking spanish they write "jajajaja" instead of "hahahaha". I suppose that makes sense.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)