pfft---top tip:put a banana down...................i do:)
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Elvis impersonator,
Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:56,
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You dirty pathetic little banana!Call that a bend? Also you're more green than yellow, you failure!
You're a disgrace to bananakind!
^ like that?
(You're a disgrace to bananakind!
^ like that?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:58,
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I love that joke about the guy who can't get a girlfriend.His mate tells him to go swimming at the local pool, but to put a potato down his trunks.
The lad duly does this, but only receives looks of disgust from the ladies.
He confides in his mate who asks him to show him exactly what he did.
The lad obliges, putting a potato in his trunks.
His mate stares aghast for a few seconds, before replying; "Put it down the front next time."
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:02,
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That made me think of something elsewhich is far too long to type out. But it ends with...
"Oh god I'm in the shitbox"
and his mate from the wardrobe hisses "turn her over you daft bastard"
("Oh god I'm in the shitbox"
and his mate from the wardrobe hisses "turn her over you daft bastard"
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06,
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