b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9167479 (Thread)

# Folk are never happy.

Visit terrible blog here for other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# is your middle name
Neil
Noel
Nigel
Norman
Nicholas
Nerys
Nimrod
?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Norris?
Nathan?
Nigella?
Nathaniel?
Norma?
Nora?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ban this sick filth now !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I should think so too!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# City Of Lost Children \o/
Great movie. Jeunet is top.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# we have a right to complain:
*citizens charter*....re:john major
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaw go on!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I concur
wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *complains*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Dear sir or madam
I am writing to complain most vigorously that the man in your latest campaign is oppressing me with his large trouser package.

Disgruntled Littlehampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# pfft---top tip:
put a banana down...................i do:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# You dirty pathetic little banana!
Call that a bend? Also you're more green than yellow, you failure!

You're a disgrace to bananakind!


^ like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *feelin'fruity*
*whips it out*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I love that joke about the guy who can't get a girlfriend.

His mate tells him to go swimming at the local pool, but to put a potato down his trunks.
The lad duly does this, but only receives looks of disgust from the ladies.
He confides in his mate who asks him to show him exactly what he did.
The lad obliges, putting a potato in his trunks.
His mate stares aghast for a few seconds, before replying; "Put it down the front next time."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That made me think of something else
which is far too long to type out. But it ends with...
"Oh god I'm in the shitbox"
and his mate from the wardrobe hisses "turn her over you daft bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha a classic tale.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# king edward
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# classic
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hurumphf....(the sound of outrage)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# This
is still in a picture frame and on the bookshelf in my living room! :OD

Funnily enough, next to our cactus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Yays :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# FP THIS
in every national newspaper in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)