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I don't understand people that go on holiday to lie on beaches.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)

Went to Corfu with my sister years ago

and spent most of it on the beach. Bored doesn't cover it!

Halfway through the week I managed to convince her that any more sun time would lead to skin cancer and we should sit in a bar sipping cocktails and watching pirate films on the big screen

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Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)

yeah

fucking starfish

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)

But if they told the truth, that'd be ok, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)

Well

To be honest, if they just elaborated a little more imaginatively I'd be happy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)

because it is a great way to spend a week

hot. sun. ice cream. sleeps. books. relax. ladies in bikinis.

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new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)

A few hours, yes.

Does one not want to explore the locality?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)

depends

i spent 2 weeks buy the pool in the sun recently, frankly the locals could get to fuck.

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new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)

And they wonder why tourists have a bad rep.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)

i was very polite

had paid a fortune to go and tipped the locals generously. i was also very tired and needed a proper holiday.

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new_matt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)

I did it once

for a week. I was completely knackered and needed to do sod all.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)