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# i wholeheartedly agree
no pain no gain and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I know it's supposed to represent the Swiss alps and all that
but really, it IS the wrong shape for maximum oral pleasure.
I know I run the risk of "ooers" and I am not courting them, I just couldn't rephrase that in a suitable way
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is there a miniature tunnel cut through them
full of burning lorry drivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Now you have me thinking
are they full of Nazi treasure stolen from Jewish people - perhaps that's what the sharp bits are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Diamonds!
That would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Indeed you have me thinking of that film with Dustin Hoffman
"Is it safe?... Is it.. safe?" and the Evil dentist Nazi person is holding a Toblerone to torture poor Dustin.

Snickers Man 1970
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I have it on good authority that there are
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I think we are getting to bottom of this now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Toblerones are like land mines
we ALL want one but we have to be careful about how we go about getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)