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# delicious or satan's chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# DELICIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This
except for the white version, which is utter evil!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# But it always rips the inside of my gums....!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# excellent
and most delicious as long as you don't try and bite off a whole chunk from one that's just come out of the fridge

/bruised roof-of-mouth blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# glad it's not just me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# You can buy individual portions now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# political correctness
gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# We have to think about the wimps in society
they can't take the sharp pointy chocolate and we have to be sympathetic to their "Please don't give me delicious things that might hurt me" doctrine! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# i take it they are still triangular in appearance
round toblorone just wouldn't do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yes well a non-triangular toblerone is unthinkable
but you know what the nanny-state is like idiots might have their eye out with one of them or something!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I like the individual pieces
but I am a purist too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Maybe they were made that way
to stop us eating so many.
I refuse to believe I am a wimp when it comes to chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# nice pants Ms Pot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ithengyew kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# the pain!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# splendid stuff
also guaranteed to do damage to the roof of your mouth, why???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Firstly it's pointy
and secondly, it has sharp bits in it that start getting stabby in your mouth once the chocolate melts.
One has to weigh up whether it's worth the stabbies and scratchies.
I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# i wholeheartedly agree
no pain no gain and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I know it's supposed to represent the Swiss alps and all that
but really, it IS the wrong shape for maximum oral pleasure.
I know I run the risk of "ooers" and I am not courting them, I just couldn't rephrase that in a suitable way
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is there a miniature tunnel cut through them
full of burning lorry drivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Now you have me thinking
are they full of Nazi treasure stolen from Jewish people - perhaps that's what the sharp bits are.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Diamonds!
That would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Indeed you have me thinking of that film with Dustin Hoffman
"Is it safe?... Is it.. safe?" and the Evil dentist Nazi person is holding a Toblerone to torture poor Dustin.

Snickers Man 1970
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I have it on good authority that there are
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I think we are getting to bottom of this now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Toblerones are like land mines
we ALL want one but we have to be careful about how we go about getting it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# There's a very small woman rumaging around in that backpack
is she trying to get in?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# she's kidnapped a dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Thats just AWFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# nomnom :D
I love Toblerone but couldn't eat it for ten years after visiting their factory in Switzerland when I was 11.
I got roughly the equivalent of forty big bars free out of their broken chocolate freebie bin and by the end of it all (even with giving lots away to mates) I really never wanted to taste, smell or see any ever again.
But that was then, now is nomnomnom, except for minor stomach twinges.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yum . . . I'm waiting for a meltdown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)