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# Has anyone noticed in all the fuss about the weather
...that actually, its fucking ace for photography? Objects 8 miles away are so clear you can almost touch them.

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Nice Shot...
I mean HEADSHOT!
Okay, sorry...
(working for a b3ta world because the world needs a giggle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# yes, here's a picture of the storm/rain I took earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Here is a photo of my abode, since we're doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# your abode apears to be snowed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)
# It rather is, there's been no post for four days.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# eep
probably all bills and random international lotteries that you never entered anyway

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# here's mine
if we are doing that.



Click for bigger (358 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I tried to take a night time panorama
if I had some kind of tripod for the phone it might have vaguely worked

I'll get an actual camera one day


(click for more big)

though as it fails somewhat in broad daylight I guess nightime is just asking too much :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)
# my phone has a pano
option and it will actually do the stitching for you. I've never tried it because the camera is basically shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# mine does too, but it's 3 panes and the "stitching" consists of 'make sure you pointed the phone the right direction 3 times'
not much cop really

phone cameras invariably suck ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# mine does 6 I think.
which is still rubbish. The one above I took on my Sony and it's about 26 shots.

My phone does have a sport mode that takes 30 shots in quick fire. I bet that's shit too. Who uses a phone for pictures apart from chavs and accident rubber-kneckers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# when I take a picture
I have to wait about 5 seconds before I take the next picture

I bet vodaphone deliberately made the camera work more shitty too

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# you always drag out your etheopian dirt road pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# it's the only one I ever took.
I don't want to encourage stalkers by posting vast amounts of personal pictures.
It's not emospace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# it isn't?
then stop wearing eye makeup and dark clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# but it makes me look cool, dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# No abode photoshops
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Imagine if you could actually touch them
*fondles*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# what about if you could punch them
with godlike hands

and the villagers would be running about screaming "IT IS THE END!" and shit would be on fire and shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# That would be nice too.
But..still....the fondling.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)