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# ATTENTION: I BRING YOU SCIENCE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# and I bring you
DRUNKEN CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# PS
why is the sun a vampire.. isn't tha a lil bit paradoxical
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# IM NOT SURE I THINK I STOLE THE TEETH FROM SHADA
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# It all dates back to Yuri Gagarin. When he left the Van Ellen belt he was exposed to the ungodly vampire radiation of an unprotected sun.
When he returned to the soviet union, fearing the changes occuring in his own body and the safety of his family he moved to romania causing anacronistic and conflicting mythology in the region. Part of the change in psysiology came to be that he could no longer stand the light of what was the protovampire sun, and all the descendents of the curse carried the same vunerability.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Then they all got eaten by Laika, the dog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Laika actually became the first werewolf due to a bizaare coincidence.
But sadly was eaten by John Peel in the early 80s.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I want to mock you for being psuedo-intellectual
but to do so I would have to use the term psuedo-intellectual.. which would send me straight into a paradoxical recursive nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Pseudo-intellectual?
I just talked about a vampire sun converting Yuri Gagarin....are you on crack or something? Because I certainly fucking am!

Pointless fact, in Metal Gear Solid 3 there is an russian cosmonaut who goes insane in space and turns into a crazed flamethrower wielding floating bloke. The game was set in 1963 or 4, and there hadn't been a huge number of space flights, and the bloke had gone into space a while ago. So in MGS3 Yuri Gagarin was a crazy flying cosmonaut with a flamethrower who exploded when defeated.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# i first thought that that was a giant yellow whoopee cushion
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)
# DONT BE SILLY, WHOOPIE CUSHIONS ARE RED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST COLOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# DOESNT THAT MAKE FOLLOWING TRAFFIC LIGHTS DIFFICULT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
YES IT SURE DOES! I OFTEN GO WHEN ITS RED AND STOP WHEN ITS GREEN, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# HAHAHA OH LORDY YOU DANGEROUS MANIAC MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Cumulus clouds.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *AWARDS GOLD STAR*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# just about every cloud type i can think of has cum in it's name
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# sirius
...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Yeah, totally serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# that's a star
it's cirrus

and besides, I said all the ones I could think of (cumulus, stratocumulus etc)

in fact the only reason i remember anyof them is because they have cum in them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ones you could remember
but ones you could spell check...

:P

so it exists thats why the google bar spell check a-okayed it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# i wikipedia'd
after i remembered the one with cum in it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# nimbus
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Yeah, totally serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# uh oh the sun is a vampire.
uh oh uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# UH OH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# that would suck, to be a vampire sun.
never being able to go out in daylight would be very problematic, i'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# WHERE DOES CLOUD GO?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)
# OH SWEET ITS LIKE A SETUP TO AN ADVENTURE.
...A SEXY ADVENTURE...








a sexy CLOUD adventure
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# A virgin plane could fly right into it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# YOU
are the solver of lifes little mysteries
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)