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# entertainment news
tommy lee jones and samuel l jackson are to tie the knot later this year in a civil ceremony, performed by a navy seal hanging from a ladder under a helicopter near the golden gate bridge.

it is not yet known who will be the bitch, but my sources suggest it will be tommy.

(900th post - go me!)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# We're all god's children
bless 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# If that's true I'm going to sue God for neglect
and withholding several years of pocket-money (allowance to Yanks) and not buying me a car on my 17th Birthday and not buying any presents for Christmas/Birthday/Random-gift-giving-Day etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# The Catholic Mafia
will be round to silence you shortly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I'm not afraid of the Catholic Mafia
Social Services are the greater of the two evils and they are on my side!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I know this girl whose mother is an armadillo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Some people have all the luck
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# It does have a certain ring to it . . .
Way to go on you big CM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ta
i've got something planned for 'the four figure'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Nudity
ot it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# not yet it didnt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# anyone who watches their films is the bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)